Breakfast, coffee and noodles: a natural home for grocery, kitchen and café campaigns.
Your brand. The right kind of weird.
One wide banner. One square placement. Context that makes sense—even when the market does not.
Volcanoes, forests and ice: outdoor gear, garden tools and science products.
Sun, orbit and astronomy: telescopes, learning and delightfully unusual products.
Context, with a sense of humour.
Placements follow the selected market. Approved sponsor campaigns alternate with notices from the Goods Bureau. Contact us to arrange a commercial placement.
The Everyday Goods Bureau
Milk, onions, raincoats and fifty modest essentials, illustrated as original retro parodies. See the selected collection.
Available formats
A responsive wide banner and a square card designed around a 300 × 250 placement. Displayed independently from the game’s order controls.
Commercial campaigns are not open for self-service purchase yet. No audience size, performance or income is promised.